Tofu: If we could turn her into fuel oil, she could power the earth for 100 years.
Tofu: Or we could just make her walk in high heels to drill holes in the ground for us to find oil deposits.
Teacher: Do you know what important event is happening next week?
Sheep: Prelim 1 results?
Tofu: Prelim 1 results?
Teacher: Racial Harmony Day!
Tofu: I'm not going to school tomorrow because the thing on my toe swelled up after eating prawn and 2 fishy fish and now I can't walk. ):
Sheep: Kay~ You should go to school on a wheelchair. 8D
Tofu: ...erm I can't get one unless I break my leg...
Sheep: Roll to school.
Tofu: I think if I roll to school you will not see me for days; I'll be all bruised!!!
Tofu: -reading smutfic-
Tofu: What's a cockring?
Sheep: It's for...
Sheep: -laughing too hard to say anything-
Sheep: ...it's for denial. Snnrk---
Sheep: (snickering) Okay, bad phrasing ttm. I should have said 'for orgasm denial'.
Tofu: ...okay I have a very bad image in my head right now
Sheep: -laughing again- Most awkward phrase to have ever come out of my mouth.
“‘What are your impressions of Suno and his situation?’
- Unloved by his
milk mother “
“Milk, do you love me?!”
“…to a certain extent.”