insulting


Oil Reserves
Tofu: If we could turn her into fuel oil, she could power the earth for 100 years.
Tofu: Or we could just make her walk in high heels to drill holes in the ground for us to find oil deposits.
11:21 pm, by cinisceneris
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No wonder.
Sheep: I can't stand her bag, why is it so fat? Seriously, it's /damn fat/. What the hell does she carry in there?
Penguin: The rest of her.







I complained to my dad about her touching me in class, then my dad told me, “Tell her to stop touching you, or else I go touch her!
11:24 pm, by cinisceneris
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Amusing Rant

“I WANNA STRANGLE THAT FUCKTARD. PULL HER DOWN FROM HER HIGH HORSE AND TRAMPLE ALL OVER HER FACE. BLOODY ASSHOLE.

And don’t send me a message telling me to chill. Just let me rant.

She thinks her hair is so nice, because ‘thank god for leave on conditioners’ and that ‘BUT MY HAIR APPEARS NEAT ANYWAY 8’D’ Huh wtf?! There’s such a thing called a mirror where you can look into it and see your fucking appearance.
Her hair is like shit okay. Decide whether you want to tie it or not la. And then she sweats and the hair get bunched up urgh. Neat?! Dafuq something’s wrong with her brain! Fucking pisser.

Prelim 1 papers can’t even do at all, every fucking paper she shakes her fucking leg, worse than a degree 9 earthquake. She drops her fucking pen or a ruler or stapler or some shit and fucking coughs like thunder. She’s fucking noisy in exams.
Woe is me who has to sit next to her. DAFUQ can’t you just do your papers quietly and stop fucking clearing your throat every few seconds! Annoying asshole! Today, still can tell me ‘gonna hand in my dpa form soon, just gonna hope for the best ^^’.

Dafuq wake up bitch! ‘Really hope I can get into arts business management >w<’? There’s a limit to how atrocious you can be you asshole. That course is a single pointer. Continue to read drarry every fucking day and I’ll like to see how you’re going to get your single pointer for that course.
No miracle is going to fucking drop down on you. ‘Scholarship very easy to get one la’

Yeah, your grandmother’s scholarship, I bet.

Okay I’m running out of message space. Sorry you had to read this but thanks”.

This is so fucking hilarious no one can even fathom why she’s apologising

5:10 pm, by cinisceneris
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Cinderella
Penguin: Even if she did go as Cinderella and find a pretty dress, she would still turn up in rags.
Sheep: ...?
Penguin: Ask me why. 8D
Sheep: ...okay, why? Wait, I don't want to know---
Penguin: Because the dress would rip.
Sheep: Pffft---






Here’s Another Joke

Sarah Lim running.

9:36 pm, by cinisceneris
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tagged: humour, inside joke, insulting,