Penny for a Smile~

reblogging this again I seriously cannot get over this

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:01:42 +0800

reblogging this again I seriously cannot get over this

Interviewer: If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would you say to them?

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:42:11 +0800

Interviewer: If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would you say to them?
Benedict: Hitler. I'd tell him his paintings were great and to stay off the politics and get laid.

When it's time to knock off:

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 21:37:32 +0800

EH EVERYBODY SIAM 9.30 ALREADY NO OT PAY. JIA SAI LA STILL GOT CUSTOMER SHOO CUSTOMER AWAY CAN WE GOT NO OT PAY SIAAA

Mynah Intention: You should hide under a ned and be a monster (that grabs ankles). Poot!: You should...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 23:01:48 +0800

Mynah
Intention: You should hide under a ned and be a monster (that grabs ankles).
Poot!: You should hide under the bed and be a voyeur.

Penguin
Intention: You smell like lollipops.
Poot!: You smell like squishies.

Free Willy

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 22:47:35 +0800

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 22:46:00 +0800

Wood & Wood:
Naked man wearing a hard hat and censored by a wooden plank bearing the words ‘100% wood’. Need I say more?

Maybelline:
Lashionista- Endless LENGTH that goes up and STAYS UP

SBS Transit:
We go all the way with you

Unloved

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 00:01:41 +0800

“‘What are your impressions of Suno and his situation?’
Suno:
- Hardworking
- Stressed up out
- Unloved by his ~~milk~~ mother “

“Milk, do you love me?!”
“…to a certain extent.”

Keeping Thoughts to Myself

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:46:11 +0800

Penguin: It's a pain in the ass. But fun.
Sheep: (thinking) It's a fun pain in the ass. Snurr.

Space Constraints

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 22:04:00 +0800

-students overspilling into corridoers because no space-
Flasher: See, this is what happens when you are late:
Sheep: It's not because we're late lah, is because you walk up and down; take so much space until everybody has to move back.

Fear

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 22:14:02 +0800

Briar: I want to create (draw) a mask so badass that if I rode into battle naked with only the mask on, everyone would be frightened by it alone!
Sheep: I think everyone would be more frightened of you riding into battle naked than any mask you wear.

Organs

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 22:12:00 +0800

Sheep: Why is there the word 'organ' in 'organised'?

Briar: ...because our bodies are organised!

Sheep: -cannot stand up-

Innuendos. Innuendos everywhere.

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 20:42:00 +0800

Outside in the corridor: Ow! Don't stop!
Penguin: -looks at Sheep-
Sheep: -looks at Penguin-
Both: Pffft---
~*~*~
Penguin: I didn't bother because I expected to go home after school today, I didn't expect to be rolling around a bed.
Sheep: Snrk.
~*~*~
'Romeo: ...Too sore empierced with his shaft/....'
Sheep: Wait what---
~*~*~
Mynah: I feel like I should pay you back for all the food and drink.
Sheep: It's okay, I've had more taken away from me.
Mynah: ...orly.
~*~*~
Sheep:---and there was once when Si Min and Alex were around and they ate a pan of scrambled eggs in like two minutes.
Mynah: Was it fun?
Sheep: ?! They were eating eggs, how much fun---- oh.
~*~*~
Mynah: I need to go to the toilet.
Mynah: All this sex talk is getting to me.
Sheep: ಠ_ಠ

FUCKING BITCH WHO HAS HEARING PROBLEMS AND CAN’T TELL IT...

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 20:29:15 +0800

FUCKING BITCH WHO HAS HEARING PROBLEMS AND CAN’T TELL IT WAS THE SEC 1 FUCKERS WHO WERE SCREAMING AKLHDSAKHFKABFGKDBL

Here's Another Joke

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:36:10 +0800

Sarah Lim running.

Cinderella

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:35:00 +0800

Penguin: Even if she did go as Cinderella and find a pretty dress, she would still turn up in rags.
Sheep: ...?
Penguin: Ask me why. 8D
Sheep: ...okay, why? Wait, I don't want to know---
Penguin: Because the dress would rip.
Sheep: Pffft---

Denial

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:30:00 +0800

Tofu: -reading smutfic-
Tofu: What's a cockring?
Sheep: It's for...
Sheep: ...
Sheep: -laughing too hard to say anything-
Sheep: ...it's for denial. Snnrk---
Tofu: ...what?
Sheep: (snickering) Okay, bad phrasing ttm. I should have said 'for orgasm denial'.
Tofu: ...okay I have a very bad image in my head right now
Sheep: -laughing again- Most awkward phrase to have ever come out of my mouth.

?

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 21:24:08 +0800

?: Look at all the jacketses and coatses!
?: Look at all the menses!

I’ll bet

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 22:57:54 +0800

I’ll bet

‘Desire to learn new things’ Pfft.

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 22:55:55 +0800

‘Desire to learn new things’

Pfft.

They See Me Rollin'~

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 21:38:00 +0800

Tofu: I'm not going to school tomorrow because the thing on my toe swelled up after eating prawn and 2 fishy fish and now I can't walk. ):
Sheep: Kay~ You should go to school on a wheelchair. 8D
Tofu: ...erm I can't get one unless I break my leg...
Sheep: ...
Sheep: Roll to school.
Tofu: I think if I roll to school you will not see me for days; I'll be all bruised!!!

Penny for a Smile~

reblogging this again I seriously cannot get over this

Interviewer: If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would you say to them?

When it's time to knock off:

Mynah Intention: You should hide under a ned and be a monster (that grabs ankles). Poot!: You should...

Free Willy

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Unloved

Keeping Thoughts to Myself

Space Constraints

Fear

Organs

Innuendos. Innuendos everywhere.

FUCKING BITCH WHO HAS HEARING PROBLEMS AND CAN’T TELL IT...

Here's Another Joke

Cinderella

Denial

?

I’ll bet

‘Desire to learn new things’ Pfft.

They See Me Rollin'~