April 2013
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Interviewer: If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would you say to them?
Benedict: Hitler. I'd tell him his paintings were great and to stay off the politics and get laid.
November 2012
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When it's time to knock off:
EH EVERYBODY SIAM 9.30 ALREADY NO OT PAY. JIA SAI LA STILL GOT CUSTOMER SHOO CUSTOMER AWAY CAN WE GOT NO OT PAY SIAAA
October 2012
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Mynah
Intention: You should hide under a ned and be a monster (that grabs ankles).
Poot!: You should hide under the bed and be a voyeur.
Penguin
Intention: You smell like lollipops.
Poot!: You smell like squishies.
September 2012
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Free Willy
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Wood & Wood:
Naked man wearing a hard hat and censored by a wooden plank bearing the words ‘100% wood’. Need I say more?
Maybelline:
Lashionista- Endless LENGTH that goes up and STAYS UP
SBS Transit:
We go all the way with you
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Unloved
“‘What are your impressions of Suno and his situation?’
Suno:
- Hardworking
- Stressed up out
- Unloved by his milk mother “
“Milk, do you love me?!”
“…to a certain extent.”
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Keeping Thoughts to Myself
Penguin: It's a pain in the ass. But fun.
Sheep: (thinking) It's a fun pain in the ass. Snurr.
August 2012
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Space Constraints
-students overspilling into corridoers because no space-
Flasher: See, this is what happens when you are late:
Sheep: It's not because we're late lah, is because you walk up and down; take so much space until everybody has to move back.
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Fear
Briar: I want to create (draw) a mask so badass that if I rode into battle naked with only the mask on, everyone would be frightened by it alone!
Sheep: I think everyone would be more frightened of you riding into battle naked than any mask you wear.
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Organs
Sheep: Why is there the word 'organ' in 'organised'?
Briar: ...because our bodies are organised!
Sheep: -cannot stand up-
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Innuendos. Innuendos everywhere.
Outside in the corridor: Ow! Don't stop!
Penguin: -looks at Sheep-
Sheep: -looks at Penguin-
Both: Pffft---
~*~*~
Penguin: I didn't bother because I expected to go home after school today, I didn't expect to be rolling around a bed.
Sheep: Snrk.
~*~*~
'Romeo: ...Too sore empierced with his shaft/....'
Sheep: Wait what---
~*~*~
Mynah: I feel like I should pay you back for all the food and drink.
Sheep: It's okay, I've had more taken away from me.
Mynah: ...orly.
~*~*~
Sheep: ---and there was once when Si Min and Alex were around and they ate a pan of scrambled eggs in like two minutes.
Mynah: Was it fun?
Sheep: ?! They were eating eggs, how much fun---- oh.
~*~*~
Mynah: I need to go to the toilet.
Mynah: All this sex talk is getting to me.
Sheep: ಠ_ಠ
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Here's Another Joke
Sarah Lim running.
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Cinderella
Penguin: Even if she did go as Cinderella and find a pretty dress, she would still turn up in rags.
Sheep: ...?
Penguin: Ask me why. 8D
Sheep: ...okay, why? Wait, I don't want to know---
Penguin: Because the dress would rip.
Sheep: Pffft---
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Denial
Tofu: -reading smutfic-
Tofu: What's a cockring?
Sheep: It's for...
Sheep: ...
Sheep: -laughing too hard to say anything-
Sheep: ...it's for denial. Snnrk---
Tofu: ...what?
Sheep: (snickering) Okay, bad phrasing ttm. I should have said 'for orgasm denial'.
Tofu: ...okay I have a very bad image in my head right now
Sheep: -laughing again- Most awkward phrase to have ever come out of my mouth.
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?
?: Look at all the jacketses and coatses!
?: Look at all the menses!
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They See Me Rollin'~
Tofu: I'm not going to school tomorrow because the thing on my toe swelled up after eating prawn and 2 fishy fish and now I can't walk. ):
Sheep: Kay~ You should go to school on a wheelchair. 8D
Tofu: ...erm I can't get one unless I break my leg...
Sheep: ...
Sheep: Roll to school.
Tofu: I think if I roll to school you will not see me for days; I'll be all bruised!!!
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Because Olympics
Mynah: -draws a faceless Germany-
Mynah: -draws in nose-
Mynah: Looks like Voldemort.
Mynah: -doodles a tiny Mary Poppins-
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High and Mighty
Sheep: (disdainfully) Look at those people, screaming and clapping. They're so beneath me, and quite literally.
July 2012
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China toilet.
And bus.
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ono Horoscopes that make sense (mostly)
Yay for personal blog, no followers to answer to owo
I CAN TALK TO MYSELF ALL I WANT~~~~~~~
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Armpit
Penguin: If 'Happy Ever After did exist~/ I would still be holding you like this~/ All those fairy tales are full of--
Mynah: -armpit! 8DDD
