Interviewer: If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would you say to them?
Benedict: Hitler. I'd tell him his paintings were great and to stay off the politics and get laid.
EH EVERYBODY SIAM 9.30 ALREADY NO OT PAY. JIA SAI LA STILL GOT CUSTOMER SHOO CUSTOMER AWAY CAN WE GOT NO OT PAY SIAAA
9:37 pm, by cinisceneris
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Mynah
Intention: You should hide under a ned and be a monster (that grabs ankles).
Poot!: You should hide under the bed and be a voyeur.
Penguin
Intention: You smell like lollipops.
Poot!: You smell like squishies.
11:01 pm, by cinisceneris
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Wood & Wood:
Naked man wearing a hard hat and censored by a wooden plank bearing the words ‘100% wood’. Need I say more?
Maybelline:
Lashionista- Endless LENGTH that goes up and STAYS UP
SBS Transit:
We go all the way with you
10:46 pm, by cinisceneris
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“‘What are your impressions of Suno and his situation?’
Suno:
- Hardworking
- Stressed up out
- Unloved by his milk mother “
“Milk, do you love me?!”
“…to a certain extent.”
Penguin: It's a pain in the ass. But fun.
Sheep: (thinking) It's a fun pain in the ass. Snurr.
8:46 pm, by cinisceneris
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-students overspilling into corridoers because no space-
Flasher: See, this is what happens when you are late:
Sheep: It's not because we're late lah, is because you walk up and down; take so much space until everybody has to move back.
10:04 pm, by cinisceneris
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Briar: I want to create (draw) a mask so badass that if I rode into battle naked with only the mask on, everyone would be frightened by it alone!
Sheep: I think everyone would be more frightened of you riding into battle naked than any mask you wear.
10:14 pm, by cinisceneris
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